We're finishing up a road trip today, and we're perilously close to the Oregon Vortex. It's out of our way and won't be open until we get a few hours down the road, but one day, maybe I'll get to see balls roll uphill and brooms stand on end. The past week or so has felt like a bit of a vortex itself; flying back to New York tomorrow night, and then we'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming.